Alright, Oscar Trapman — own goal of the year, no doubt about it.

Scoring for the other team? That’s like bringing onions to a swamp party — just makes everyone cry!

You’re supposed to be defending, not gift-wrapping goals for the opponents. Even an ogre like me cringes watching that.

Somebody once told me, mistakes happen, but this one’s a big one. You’ve got to stay sharp, keep your head in the game, and protect your own goal like it’s the last onion in the swamp.

No more own goals, or you’ll be swimming with the dragon.

Get it together, Oscar! The swamp’s watching.

Alright, listen up! This one’s for Oscar Trapman — the undisputed champion of the own goal of the year. Seriously, Oscar, what were you thinking? Scoring for the other team? That’s like bringing onions to a swamp party — nobody wants it, and it just makes everyone cry!

I mean, come on! You’re out there supposed to be defending, blocking shots, keeping your mates safe — not sending the ball straight into your own net like it’s some kinda gift-wrapped swamp surprise. It’s the kind of blunder that makes even an ogre like me want to peel back a layer… and maybe throw a few onions at you for good measure!

But hey, even the best of us slip up. Just remember — next time you’re out there, keep your eyes sharp, your head clear, and maybe leave the onions at home. No more own goals, or you’ll be swimming with the dragon, and trust me, that’s not a party you want to crash.

So pull yourself together, Oscar! The swamp’s watchin’, and we expect better from you. And if not… well, I’ve got plenty more onions to throw your way!

Learn you will. The pace your own is. If fast you learn. Fast you succeed. If slow you learn, fail you will.

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