Hi there, Jeff! ... It’s Sarah!

I hear you have a bit of an obsession with me... ... To tell you the truth... ... if you weren’t married to Barbara for 51 years... ... well... ... we might be together... ... I mean... ... she was supposed to be gone at 64... ... but now, seven years later... ... she’s still standing in our way!... ... ... ...

Now... ... let’s address the elephant in the room... ... am I clean-shaven or not? I’ll leave a little mystery for ya... ... but let's just say that some of us do like to keep things tidy... ... eyebrows... ... legs... ... you get it, don’t you, Jeff? Wink, wink... ... ... ... 

It also reached me here, where I can see Russia... ... about your legendary love of lesbians... ... You talk about them like they’re rare Labooboo dolls... ... they get top billing in your stories like they’re headlining in your favorite hotel in Atlantic City!... ... ... ...

Oh yeah... ... middle class... ... huh? Really, Jeff? You play the stock market like Gordon Gekko... ... own more toys than Jack and Blake... ... have a collection of watches that could fund a small country... ... cruise around like a VIP... ... yet somehow insist you’re middle class... ... Not too shabby for a soon-to-be 73-year-old... ... the same age as your friend Steve... ... I wonder who looks younger!... ... ... ...

Well... ... that’s it for now, Jeff... ... Maybe I’ll join you and Barbara, Sue and Steve, Ivan and Wendy on that cruise to Greece... ...

Bye for now, honey!

Hi there, Jeff... it’s Sarah...

I hear you have a bit of an obsession with me... To tell you the truth... if you weren’t married to Barbara for 51 years... well... we might be together... I mean... she was supposed to be gone at 64... but now, seven years later... she’s still standing in our way!

Now... let’s address the elephant in the room... am I clean-shaven or not? I’ll leave a little mystery for ya... but let's just say that some of us do like to keep things tidy... eyebrows... legs... you get it, don’t you, Jeff? Wink, wink...

It also reached me here, where I can see Russia... about your legendary love of lesbians... You talk about them like they’re rare Labooboo dolls... they get top billing in your stories like they’re headlining in your favorite hotel in Atlantic City!

Oh yeah... middle class... huh? Really, Jeff? You play the stock market like Gordon Gekko... own more toys than Jack and Blake... have a collection of watches that could fund a small country... cruise around like a VIP... yet somehow insist you’re middle class... Not too shabby for a soon-to-be 73-year-old... the same age as your friend Steve... I wonder who looks younger!

Well... that’s it for now, Jeff... Maybe I’ll join you and Barbara, Sue and Steve, Ivan and Wendy on that cruise to Greece...

Bye for now, honey!

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