“Hi Uncle Jake… hi Aunt Melanie. It’s Taylor. Yes—that Taylor.

And Melanie… I know you might be a big Swiftie.
Like, screaming-the-bridges-big.
But I need you to know something important:
I’m an even bigger Melanie-ee.
I’d wear the friendship bracelet. I’d write the lyric. I’d put it in a secret vault track if I had to.

Now, let’s talk about why I’m here.
One extraordinary young man—Briles Baer—is raising money for his Prosper Missions baseball season.
And he’s doing it by selling popcorn, which I’m pretty sure Travis Kelce would say is elite stadium snack energy.
Honestly, I’d bet the entire Kansas City Chiefs offense would approve.

And this popcorn?
It’s not just a gift for his all-time favorite aunt and uncle—you two.
It’s also for sweet Julia, who’s about to turn 4 and is basically entering her “Fearless” era.
And maybe even precious Thomas and Margot…
though maybe let’s wait until the choking-hazard era has passed before we hand them any crunchy snacks.

So, Jake, Melanie—help Briles make his season shine.
Buy the popcorn. Support the Missions. Make him feel like he just scored a touchdown at Arrowhead with Travis Kelce celebrating in the end zone.

It’s a love story… just say yes.”**


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