pop punk

[Verse 1] Keir Starmer is a wanker, it’s no surprise, He lied to us before the vote, we bought the disguise. We were sick of the Tories, thought he was the fix, But now it’s the same old dirty tricks. Winter’s cold, but no fuel for the old, He’s breaking promises, leaving us in the cold. Said he'd help, but he's just fake news, While he’s giving away billions to Ukraine’s blues. [Chorus] Keir Starmer is a wanker, we’ve had enough! He’s just a Tory in disguise, pretending to be tough. Giving train drivers raises, while we’re stuck in the dirt, Jailing his opponents, what a total jerk! Keir Starmer is a wanker, can't you see? He’s never been for us, just continuity. Keir Starmer is a wanker, time to resign! Just Tory two-point-oh, he’s way outta line! [Verse 2] The budget’s coming, it’s a kick in the teeth, Taxes going higher, while he dances underneath. He’s living it large with a box at Arsenal, Free clothes and cash—ain’t it all so banal? Releasing offenders while locking us away, If you speak out, you’re "far right"—that’s what he'll say. Takes money from the rich, gives Downing Street keys, What happened to the working class? Begging on our knees! [Chorus] Keir Starmer is a wanker, we’ve had enough! He’s just a Tory in disguise, pretending to be tough. Giving train drivers raises, while we’re stuck in the dirt, Jailing his opponents, what a total jerk! Keir Starmer is a wanker, can't you see? He’s never been for us, just continuity. Keir Starmer is a wanker, time to resign! Just Tory two-point-oh, he’s way outta line! [Bridge] Multi-millionaire, lefty lawyer in a suit, Doesn't care about the people, that’s the brutal truth. He didn’t take down Savile, just turned away, Corruption’s in his pocket, every single day. He’s divisive and corrupt, not for the working man, Time to take a stand—he’s got no real plan. He’s no better than the ones we threw out the door, Keir Starmer, you’re a joke, we won’t take it anymore! [Chorus] Keir Starmer is a wanker, we’ve had enough! He’s just a Tory in disguise, pretending to be tough. Giving train drivers raises, while we’re stuck in the dirt, Jailing his opponents, what a total jerk! Keir Starmer is a wanker, can't you see? He’s never been for us, just continuity. Keir Starmer is a wanker, time to resign! Just Tory two-point-oh, he’s way outta line! [Outro] Keir Starmer is a wanker, yeah, you know it’s true, We’re done with your lies, and your posh-boy crew. Keir Starmer is a wanker, time to say goodbye, Take your suit and leave, we won’t cry!