“wah gwaan wid dis dingleberry?”

(Verse 1) Mi tell yuh, mi bredren, mi got a big fight, Dis likkle ting stickin’, an it naah feel right. Mi twist and mi turn, try fi shake it away, But da dingleberry still waan stay! (Bass drop… Boom-bah, ba-dum-boom!) (Chorus) Wah gwaan wid dis dingleberry? Lawd have mercy! Hangin' on tight like ah coconut tree. Wiggle an' jiggle, but wha mi fi do? Wah gwaan wid dis dingleberry? Jah know, mi nuh have a clue! (Verse 2) Mi dance di bruk out, mi spin like mi mad, Mi even try whine like a dancehall lad. But still, it stick pon mi, tight like glue— Dis likkle berry just naah move, boo! (Steel drum riff… Ping-pang-ping!) (Chorus) Wah gwaan wid dis dingleberry? Lawd have mercy! Hangin' like vibes when di dance get spicy. Shake it an' spin, but it still hold true— Wah gwaan wid dis dingleberry? Jah, help mi through! (Bridge – spoken, with a laugh) "Yuh si mi? Mi try soap, mi try water, mi even beg di ting! Mi haffi wonder—dis a curse, or mi bad luck swing?" (Instrumental break – smooth reggae groove with steel drums and guitar skanks) (Final Chorus – full vibes, crowd singing along) Wah gwaan wid dis dingleberry? Lawd have mercy! Tighter dan di grip of di island breeze. Spin, shake, and bruk out too, Wah gwaan wid dis dingleberry? Mi leave it to you!