This is Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders with a major announcement… It is my pleasure to announce that Dr. Melissa Gibson has been nominated as Vermont’s Physician of the Year…  Dr. Mel, as some of her patients call her, is a board-certified family medicine physician based in Essex Junction, Vermont, practicing at Alder Brook Family Health. 

My good friend Rob Bromley told Dr. Gibson that he was recently retaining water.  She said, “No, Rob, you are retaining food…”  She’s a smart lady…

Rob then said that the dryer was shrinking his jeans... Dr. Mel said, “it’s not the dryer..  It’s the refrigerator…” Very smart lady…

Anyone who can put up with Rob’s shenanigans deserves to be physician of the year… Join me in congratulating Dr. Melissa Gibson for this well-deserved honor…  



This is Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders with a major announcement… It is my pleasure to announce that Dr. Melisa Gibson has been nominated as Vermont’s Physician of the Year…  Dr. Mel, as some of her patients call her, is a board-certified family medicine physician based in Essex Junction, Vermont, practicing at Alder Brook Family Health. 

My good friend Rob Bromley told Dr. Gibson that he was recently retaining water.  She said, “No, Rob, you are retaining food…”  She’s a smart lady…

Rob then said that the dryer was shrinking his jeans... Dr. Mel said, “it’s not the dryer..  It’s the refrigerator…” Very smart lady…

Anyone who can put up with Rob’s shenanigans deserves to be physician of the year… Join me in congratulating Dr. Melisa Gibson for this well-deserved honor…  



This is Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders... My good friend Jeff Spengler of Colchester recently reached out.. We go way back.. Back when we weighed 150 lbs.. Jeff tells me all the time that I’m the only politician in the world with the initials BS... What a dickhead... Jeff is a bus driver... At his interview, the owner told him, “we can start you at $15 per hour. Later, it can go up to $45 per hour. Jeff said, “Okay, I’ll start later...” Jeff was a guidance counselor who was helping a student learn punctuation. Jeff asked the young man, "what comes after the sentence?" ..The student said, “Parole?” ...The odds of Jeff finding someone as wonderful as Kristy were impossible...In fact, Vegas gives better odds on Hunter Biden getting a new laptop for Christmas... Thank you.

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