This is the juice! I just wanted to wish you all the best of luck in the up coming season. There’s nothing better than football. Except maybe getting away with murder.

Hahaha.

Hey, I’m the juice.

Congratulations, Michael. Three championships is a great record. Lets see if you can get away with two murders like me.

Hey, I’m the juice.

And to Ryan. Listen buddy, things can get worse than ending up last. Imagine spending 9 years in prison for getting your own property back.

But its still better than two counts of murder right?

Hey, I’m the juice.

So hey, good luck to all of you this season. You’re in great hands with Kevin as your commissioner. He kind of reminds me of judge E tow, doesn’t he?

well, i got to get going. i have a tee time with jeffery epstein right now. You guys got this. Good luck.

Juice out!

Chris Martin

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