BROTHERS! You think I’ve been silent?! Hell no — I’ve been in the FREAKIN’ TRENCHES, man! Grinding tape, beating my giant hog crazy style, bleeding Honolulu Blue, mainlining jet fuel, visualizing fourth-and-short at Ford Field while you’re sittin’ there scrolling Ticketmaster like it’s a goddamn bake sale!

I don’t do quiet, man — I build momentum. I build violence with purpose. When I move, it’s decisive. When I strike, it’s like a freakin thunderclap, brother!

You’ll hear that roar when those tickets get bought — it’s gonna bring the whole damn NFC North to its knees man!

So don’t you dare mistake focus for silence. I’m loading the cannon right now, boys — and when it fires… God help whatever poor soul stands in the way!

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