We are looking for Emmanuel Diaz.  We know he lives in a condo complex in Riverside, Florida area.  I e will be scooping him up very soon and deporting him to El Salvador

"Alright folks, let’s talk about the Newport Run Club — biggest load of bullshit I’ve ever seen. They call it a ‘run club’ — but these people don’t run. They barely fucking move. They jog twenty feet, take a selfie, then stand around like they just climbed Mount Everest. It’s pathetic!"

"You ever seen people try so hard to look athletic while doing absolutely fuck-all? I mean it — these are some of the laziest, most attention-hungry dipshits on the planet."

"And then — oh this is rich — they waltz into a bar, acting like war heroes, and what do they order? ‘Water me bro.’
WATER?! In a BAR?!
You come into a goddamn bar and ask for water like you’re a thirsty fucking fern? Get the fuck outta here."

"They call it ‘community.’ It’s not community — it’s a fucking cult. Same dumb hats. Same cringey captions. Same blank-ass stares like they’re waiting for the next algorithm update to tell ‘em how to live."

"They don’t run. They don’t train. They just perform. For clout. For likes. For ego."

"So to the Newport Run Club — take your filtered, soft-ass, fake-fitness bullshit… and shove it up your Lululemon-wrapped asses."

"And hey — be fuckin’ nice. But not fake nice… real fuckin’ nice. Like me."

Happy Father’s Day to Jay — a truly fantastic dad, absolutely one of the best. Incredible with the kids, elite on the grill, and a total pro behind the wheel of a camper. People are saying… nobody does Father’s Day better than Jay. Believe me, trust me, god bless. 

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