“Look… I’m just out there trying to jog. That’s it.
But every morning, like clockwork, here comes Mark… blowing that whistle like he’s somebody.”
“I’ll be halfway down the sidewalk, minding my business, and he’ll shout,
‘YOU’RE OUT OF POSITION!’
“Shit, I’m about to position my foot up his ass.”
“One time I had just gotten back from Trader Joes and that mofo tried to squirt water in my face talking about hydrate.
“And then he blew the whistle at me.
At ME.
A grown woman.
At 7:00 in the morning.
I told him, ‘Sir… please stop yelling at me,’ and he said I was being ‘insubordinate.’
To what?
Your true fantasy team?”
“He kept saying he was ‘evaluating talent.’
Buddy… evaluate your wardrobe choice.”
“I hope he gets that coaching job he thinks he’s getting.
If not for him…
then at least for the rest of us.”


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