I am the GOAT of basketball, so great that the basketball gods had to cripple me. As I always say, "Injuries are God's way of making it fair for everyone else." The only reason I didn't win more titles the few times I was actually healthy is because I had a different kind of disease: Paul George and James Harden. Symptoms include choking every major playoff game you ever play and playing well enough to convince you during the regular season that you aren't dumpster tier at playing ball. We would have a better chance to win if I just took every shot like in 2019 with a bunch of bum offensive players and I just turned into MJ to carry that baby dinosaur squad. I didn't defeat a team I defeated the entire United States. 

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