“Okay, listen up. Everyone’s out here talking about Rhode Island beaches like that’s the only summer plan. 
Nah. Not me.
Forget about the beaches — Club WAKA Providence Kickball is where it’s at!

Draft league. Good vibes. Ridiculous outfits. Trash talk that’s mostly friendly.

I’m not saying it’s the best summer decision you’ll ever make…
Okay, yeah I am…
Sign up today!”

Welcome everyone to the 2025 GFS Dundie Awards — the only award show where the trophies are imaginary, but the glory lasts a lifetime... or until HR finds out.

Let’s jump right into the madness, shall we?

Because when it comes to surveys, this person makes Google Forms look like Vogue covers.
Congratulations, you algorithm-bending genius. May your hashtags always trend. This award goes to Mr. Eric Palamores. Congrats!

The Five More Minute Award. This tongue and cheek award goes to the coworker who schedules his or her meeting on the hour even though you know they won;t be there until at least five minutes late. For the coworker who schedules 8 a.m. meetings... and shows up at 8:07 sharp — fashionably late, every single time.
We don’t know what you’re doing in those extra five minutes, but it better be worth it  This award goes to Mr. Mark Taylor!


This award goes to the one who treats their keyboard like it's in a WWE match.
Every keystroke echoes like thunder. Are they writing emails or Morse code? Either way, we hear you... from across the building. This award goes to Kim Sarmiento.


To the driver most likely to appear on the evening news — not for running from the law, but for making every green light their personal NASCAR tryout.
Fast. Fearless. And mildly terrifying. Look out, this award goes to Eric Palamores.


This coworker’s bag is a mobile pharmacy. Tylenol? Got it. Tums? Absolutely. Eye drops? Yep.
Basically, if you need first aid or a miracle, they’ve got you covered. We're considering replacing our entire wellness program with just... them. Got to love her...This award goes to Jennifer Thompson.

Rain or shine, budget meeting or boardroom breakdown, this person shows up dressed like they're on Project Runway.
Somehow, their 'casual Friday' still puts us all to shame. Give us your secrets. Or at least your tailor’s number. You guessed it, Congrats Prince Reed.

Day or night. Holiday or emergency drill. If you send an email, this person replies in 0.2 seconds flat.
They’re not just fast — we’re pretty sure they are the AI. Either that or they live inside Outlook. The woman who doesn't sleep, Jody Craig.

Let’s give a big round of applause to our winners! You’ve embarrassed yourselves beautifully — and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Now go forth and wear these titles with pride. And remember: The Dundies may be silly... but your quirks make work a whole lot more entertaining.


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