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 📍  📍  📍  📍  📍  📍  📍  📍  📍 Alright, you Candy Cane  Chuckleheads! Old Saint Dick is here to jam a sleigh bell 

up your mistletoe'd asses.

Now  Listen up you bunch of dicks on bricks!

TURKEY'S AIN'T THE ONLY THING

GETTING ROASTED TODAY!!

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!

HEY THERE BROWSER!!

YEAH YOU!  Johnny Cakes!

What's up tinsel chest?

YOU'RE THREE CANDY CANES SHORT OF A FULL DECK!!

And Yas'sue to you

Gus The Greek!!

You peppermint palooka!.

Croc's  and Socks do not go together

and Let's not forget Mr. Larry,

you ambien, poppin gummy chewing

ghost of Christmas never!

Oh  and  billy Big butt,

you blitzen bunnned.

Night of seven fish trips prick! 

park that Nissan  jappoh sleigh

and get a chinese mail order bride already...

as for you, Mr. Free bus rides,

YES you!!  Brian Ham Man...

you cranberry loving meatloaf porch monkey.

You haven't seen your chestnuts in years!

I Haven't forgotten

John Ginger Bush Mooney

you Mick Donkey ass wreathen Wrangler!

Stop chuckling it up in the corner

and get your thumb out of your ASS!!

As for the WOP Guinea

Fallie Paulie Stella...

Go gift wrap your bubble gum and stick it in a stocking

and cork up your shit spraying ass!!

then we have

Christopher "Late to the Game Lee!"

getting his license at 30 and a kid at 50!!

Good Luck Snowflake!

and we can't  forget that flaky

oh, I have Parkinson's and will probably be dead by Christmas, not so tiny tits richie...

A. K. A. Frosty the Blow Man -

Charging a nickel a pop!!

that's all for now

you bunch of Heat meiser's

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Christmas is Coming for you!!  

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 📍  📍  📍  📍  📍  📍  📍  📍  📍 Alright, you Candy Cane  Chuckleheads! Old Saint Dick is here to jam a sleigh bell 

up your mistletoe'd asses.

Now  Listen up you bunch of dicks on bricks!

TURKEY'S AIN'T THE ONLY THING

GETTING ROASTED TODAY!!

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!

HEY THERE BROWSER!!

YEAH YOU!  Johnny Cakes!

What's up tinsel chest?

YOU'RE THREE CANDY CANES SHORT OF A FULL DECK!!

And Yas'sue to you

Gus The Greek!!

You peppermint palooka!.

C r o c ' s  and Socks do not go together

and Let's not forget Mr. Larry,

you ambien, poppin gummy chewing

ghost of Christmas never!

Oh  and  billy Big butt,

you blitzen bunnned.

Night of seven fish trips prick! park that 

Nissan  jappoh sleigh

and get a chinese mail order bride already...

as for you, Mr. Free bus rides,

YES you!!  Brian Ham Man...

you cranberry loving meatloaf porch monkey.

You haven't seen your chestnuts in years!

I Haven't forgotten

John Ginger Bush Mooney

you Mick Donkey ass wreathen Wrangler!

Stop chuckling it up in the corner

and get your thumb out of your ASS!!

As for the WOP Guinea

Fallie Paulie Stella...

Go gift wrap your bubble gum and stick it in a stocking

and cork up your shit spraying ass!!

then we have

Christopher "Late to the Game Lee!"

getting his license at 30 and a kid at 50!!

Good Luck Snowflake!

and we can't  forget that flaky

oh, I have Parkinson's and will probably be dead by Christmas, not so tiny tits richie...

A. K. A. Frosty the Blow Man -

Charging a nickel a pop!!

that's all for now

you bunch of Heat meiser's

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Christmas is Coming for you!!  

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