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Jovial Aggression: The voice would fluctuate between a deep, diaphragm-driven "Ho ho ho!" and the high-strung, confrontational yelling style typical of Jerky Boys characters like Frank Rizzo. Festive Profanity: Imagine the warm, grandfatherly tone associated with Kris Kringle, but delivering insults and absurdist threats over the phone, laced with an unexpected level of holiday-themed vulgarity or, conversely, highly inappropriate behavior in a perpetually cheerful voice. Hearty Cackle Meets Harsh Accent: The smooth, kind quality of Santa's tone (often a spirited, lively voice) would be replaced by a gravelly, nasal, and rapid-fire speech pattern and a heavy local accent. "Naughty List" Personified: The speaker's tone would convey a personality that is both larger-than-life and comically inappropriate, someone who might threaten to tie a child to a piñata at a birthday party, all while maintaining a veneer of holiday cheer.