Janet and Stuart… fifty years!… You know what fifty years means?… It means you’ve been married since before half the things we complain about even existed… No cell phones… No Wi-Fi… No Cable News… You actually had to talk to each other!… And somehow… you’re still together.

Now… people say marriage is about compromise… But let’s be honest… it’s mostly about deciding what’s for dinner… every single night… for five decades… That’s 18,000 negotiations… over chicken or fish… and you’re still speaking to each other!

So… congratulations on fifty years of love… laughter… and figuring out who’s taking out the trash… Here’s to fifty more… because at this point… you’re both too good at this to quit now…"**

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