What’s up boys happy fantasy fuck boy Tuesday and welcome back to the 2025 edition of the show us your TD fantasy football league. Exciting year ahead, shout out that white boy ran team the motor boaters a.k.a. wet work on the 2024 championship taking down the Costco boys, talk about a big dooooom. That shit had Owner Chang questioning why he even liked that big fucker AJ and Big justice. 

Most of you all know by now we had to say goodbye to 3 members of our league due to  inconsistency, collusion, and not having their heart in the game, like me, the GOAT. The MOTHER FUCKIN PIMP. As that one nigga says in the movie “Like Mike” the sun will come out tomorrow,  tomorrow, bet your bottom down tomorrow. We’ve got three exciting new members to add to the league, 2 returning owners and one first time show us your TDs fantasy football owner.

The first returning owner is the hammerhead, the Rubik’s cube, Montana living, Gillyard Green. Next our second returning Owner back to the league is the one, the only beer drinking, what, all day traveling, what, UNC watching, what, son of a gun, Ricky Knob, Nick Robberts. Lastly there was a lot of push for this man to get his name into the league, he may even have to drop a league or two to join this league because the commissioner told him this earlier we are number one, we are the hot motherfucking girl friend, we ain’t no side piece, given head on a Tuesday night for fun hoe. Put your motherfucking hands together for the AB living, Wayne’s roommate, nigga saying white boy, Russ Thompson. 

Let’s have a great 2025, all these white boys need to get together decide on what platform we are going to use, playoff format, draft night date, and other rules that we may need to use. 

Oh yeah last thing before I get out this bitch, Harrison I got some bad news for you buddy I am retired nigga, motha fuckin retired. Use your first overall pick on someone else because it ain’t gonna be your daddy this year. I’m the motherfucking goat, seven time Super Bowl winning champ, and for now the face of the show us your TDs weekly show.

Peace, bitches

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