Hey guys, it’s your favorite quarterback, Tom Brady here, and I’ve got some news I want to share. Kam, admin of the Arizona Cardinals Discord, also known as xKamera, also known as Pookie Dookie, is my secret lover. I’ve been bending him over and giving him the business in secret for 12 months now. Our love of blondes is mutual, so he always wears a wig for me. Best of all, he pronounces capoeira as capybara. His simple-mindedness is just absolutely adorable to me. I love you, Pookie Dookie!

What’s up fella’s! Well the regular season has come and gone 

now we see who are the contenders and who are the pretenders. 

Yes, it’s play off time first round match ups this weekend we have The Hawk Tua’s taking on Team Peters 

 and we have Rodrigo’s Amigo’s up against the Big Belly Boy’s. Should be a good match up.

Also not that with the regular season being over, we announce the last place finisher. 

This year it is none other than Pete  and Jaboo Famous Jamies.

 Tough season man, but honestly what the fuck happened?! 

You had a top pick in saquon Barkley 
and you could only win 4 fucking games?!

Looks like you’ll be going to some gay bar and having dudes trying to finger your butthole all night, trying to buy you faggy drinks like appletinis, and playing Lady Gaga till the sun rises. 

Anyway , its playoff time fellas so get ready Let’s Fucking Go!!!!

What’s up fella’s! Well the regular season has c one and gone now we see who are the contenders and who are the pretenders. 

Yes, it’s play off time first round match ups this weekend we have The Hawk Tua’s taking on Team Peters , and we have Rodrigo’s Amigo’s up against the Big Belly Boy’s. Should be a good match up.

Also not that with the regular season being over, we announce the last place finisher. This year it is none other than Pete Laco and Jaboo Famous Jamies. Tough season man, but honestly what the fuck happened?! You had a top pick in saquon Barkley and you could only win 4 fucking games?!

Looks like you’ll be going to some gay bar and having dudes trying to finger your butthole all night, trying to buy you faggy drinks like appletinis, and playing Lady Gaga till the sun rises. 

Anyway , its playoff time fellas so get ready Let’s Fucking Go!!!!

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