"You ask me, ‘Who should be the next coach of the Dallas Cowboys?’ Well, to borrow a line from The Rock: It doesn’t freakin’ matter. When it comes to football, Jerry Jones is about as sharp as a mashed potato sandwich. Everything he’s done since I left the building has gone over about as well as a wet fart in a spacesuit.

He used to be a big fish in a small pond, but now? He’s just flopping around on the bank, gasping for relevance. We’ve seen this song and dance before—it’s like watching politics these days. ‘Let’s go, Brandon’? More like, ‘Let’s go, Cowboys!’ Same energy, same results: nothing to show for it.

And can the Cowboys win another Super Bowl? Sure… if you can track down Doc Brown and Marty McFly, steal some plutonium from the Libyans, fire up the DeLorean, and hit 88 miles per hour. You’d need to go back to 1989, draft me, Michael Irvin, Emmitt Smith, and Jimmy Johnson, then drag us back to the present where our greatness could overcome Jerry’s incompetence.

Then? You bet your ass we could win. Otherwise? Don’t hold your breath."

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